Archive for Release Year: 2003

7 posts from 14 August 2018 to 11 June 2017.

• And Starring Pancho Villa as Himself 2003

  ●●●○ 11 Jun 2017

  Neither a fluff piece nor a hatchet job

• Veronica Guerin 2003

  ●◐○○ 15 Jun 2017

  I give it 7/used needles

• Gothika 2003

  ●●●○ 24 Feb 2018

  Ghost Whisperer on Rohypnol.

• Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ●●●○ 11 Mar 2018

  Yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. Trumps Cutthroat Island as THE pirate film.

• Paycheck 2003

  ●●◐○ 09 Apr 2018

  Standard John Woo film. Shit blows up while stuntpeople do increasingly crazy stuff.

• The Haunted Mansion 2003

  ●◐○○ 05 Aug 2018

  Light horror for kids. At least that’s how this is sold, but the backstory includes people committing suicide, with on-screen hangings. Just like Pirates of the Caribbean, this was adapted from a Disneyworld ride, except this is dead, Jim.

• A Mulher que Acreditava ser Presidente dos Estados Unidos da América 2003

  ●●●● 14 Aug 2018

  The superior crazy people film. All female cast in which some poor woman deals with mental illness by pretending her neighbourhood in Washington Street is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.