Archive for Release Year: 2012
16 posts from 09 September 2018 to 28 May 2017.
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Yet another feel-horrible tale of lucky people in a tragedy.
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It was too hot to think today, so I watch these Avengers, and not the other, more interesting, film with Sean Connery in a Teddy Bear costume.
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Beefcakes are sensitive people too, beneath those massive layers of muscle.
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A scathing satire of Portuguese society. The script writer was a classy troll, and the fact that this was greenlit by the biggest broadcast network only makes it even funnier.
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Another Snow White adaptation, but fun and colourful.
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A great film for our times. Paranoia leads to witch hunts which lead to wrecked communities. A great companion piece to Doubt.
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Plain old CIA propaganda, with a touch of Hollywood trademark self-deprecation. Feels like U-571. Like everything CIA pumps out, it includes prominently that wall with a star for each KIA agent.
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North Korea invades California. Using HUMVEEs. What?
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FFS, one of the worst endings I have ever seen. Batman is prepared for everything, but truly everything? All the fuss about making sacrifices for the people to naught, since the Bats wins everything in the end.
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Just another crap horror film. It would have directly to the bargain bin, but Jennifer Lawrence became a bankable star right at the same time.
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The missing Saints Row 3 adaptation, with some introspection casually thrown into the mix.
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Teens find a hole with a superpowers-granting machine and have to deal with the fallout of being too immature for the power they wield. Pretty interesting take on the superhero genre.
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The Bond origin story that no one was pining for.
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Meta film in which Martin McDonaugh eviscerates himself, being impersonated by Colin Farrell.
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An ultra depressing film about lowlife Blockbuster Clerks / drug dealers that bite more than they can chew and get their lives kicked down a notch.
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Standard “drugs are bad” flick. Despite being about heroin addiction, everybody is happy, and after a brief “Kum ba yah” all is good.