Archive for March 2024
14 posts from 02 to 31 March 2024.
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Even though it’s not a great Dirty Harry film, it’s still an hyper competent cop film, with memorable scenes, like the RC car chase. Beats Deadpool by a mile.
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This kind of thing works better as sketch show, like Who is America. Just like most Borat stuff, not all of it lands, but the Giuliani stuff is incredible, it’s beyond manipulative editing. America’s Mayor.
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Dirty Harry fights the forces of feminism, that’s about the only civil right he hasn’t violated. But not even him can resist jiggling boobs.
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Ahh, the fun starts at the credits. Since there was a backlash with fascist undertones of the last film, this one is written by John “Red Dawn” Milius, actual fascist, Saving Private Ryan script doctor, and Walter Sobchak inspiration.
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This is another origin story, but different from Spider-Man 3. Who can keep track anyway.
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Another red Venom, yay. Haven’t seen the dozen of necessary Marvel shit to properly appreciate the references. Boring as fuck normal Marvel crap..
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This is one of those Z-list direct to streaming releases, probably unearthed because Sydney freaking Sweeney stars in it. It’s not bad enough to become blackmail material, it’s just beige and anodyne. It’s not even the good kind of Z-list, just Hallmark shit.
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Ahh, a proper horror film about truly horrible things: sexual frustration, church crimes, British collaboration with the Nazi regime. I just can’t understand the title.
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A story where the ‘Ndrangheta are not the worse villains, at least its an ethos. Worshipping Mammon is the root of all evil.
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More Ivan Reitman bullshit, another low rent Ghostbusters. Effects driven, the “hero” is introduced flirting with an underage student (again!), explicit anti-state spiel. It was bad the first time already.
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A bona fide old school noir in Hollywood, with all the necessary twists. Turns out to be filmed in Spain and Ireland, Tinseltown is no what it used to be.
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Ahh, vintage Will Smith slaps … I mean, kicks ass. A bona fide Arnie-alike. The plot is great too.
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This is a shitty thriller, it cheats so much there is a mid-credits montage of how things actually happened. What’s the point, then?
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The action-packed sequel that Dune: Part 1 required. The diptych really covers all bases. The changes from the book are mostly for the best (except the (understandable) Jihad references).