Archive for September 2024

25 posts from 01 to 30 September 2024.

  • The Menu

    As unabashedly leftist as Triangle of Sadness, but more hilarious. I see that all these stem from Parasite, that critique of high class using all the Voss water bottles and shit. This is more allegorical, there’s at least one kind of bad people burning in end.

  • Madame Web

    Cassandra Webb, crikey. She even goes blind in the end, can it be even more on the nose?

  • A Serious Man

    That’s some esoteric shit. If this is an autobiography of the Coen brothers, were they the perma-high kid who goes through the motions at the bar mitzvah?

  • Typist Artist Pirate King

    Geddit, Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy? “Sandra Panza” is also a Don Quixote reference, like most images on the screen.

  • Batman Begins

    I’m Batman! This is particularly lighthearted and funny, compared to the rest of the series, it retains just a little bit of the camp nature of previous adaptations.

  • Judas and the Black Messiah

    Fucking J Edgar, he’s always there in the background somewhere, scheming, always on the wrong side of history. Fred Hampton was a party leader at 21 years old, fucking hell.

  • Molly's Game

    The opening shot is a perfect trailer, a deluge of words, a wall of voice, a barrage of dribble. This is like a centrist Robert Redford film, but instead of focusing on a little guy, it’s some rich and privileged white chick fighting the IRS to keep some blood money.

  • M3GAN

    AI is absolute dogshit. Eat your heart out, Spielberg and Kubrick, fucking amateurs.

  • The Mask

    Truly a live action cartoon, not like the modern Disney lice action adaptations. And some of those old school cartoons, Richard Fleischer and the Tex Avery, adult animations.

  • American Ultra

    Such talented and vast cast filming a middle of the road script. It’s a higher brow version of Charlie Countryman, the cast prevents it from reaching such lows.

  • Promised Land

    Imagine that, a 9 billion dollar company pulling extremely dirty tricks to get the mineral rights off some poor farmer dudes. They send some useful idiot dude, just promoted to VP to make him feel self-important too.

  • La Maison

    The frenchiest of French films, it’s almost a cliché. Putain, soft cocks, you name it.

  • Há-de Haver Uma lei

    Os Maias meets Rashomon, with an heavy dose of Lolita. The ingénue was the mastermind all along!

  • Call of the Wild

    I can’t believe a CGI dog is really the main character in a 90 minute feature film. The killer dog that murders a greedy rich prospector in the big climax, just chucks him into a burning log cabin. That’s wild all right.

  • Sphere

    Christ, common Crichton crap. It’s like Andromeda Strain meets Prometheus, mixed with Solaris. The finale is utterly pointless, there is literally a reset and all arcs are undone.

  • Chaplin

    I mean, it’s a Charlie Chaplin biopic, with a lot of the actual films. That’s cheating, if you can use the final speech from The Great Dictator. I really preferred Eddie Izzard in The Cat’s Meow.

  • Texas Chainsaw 3D

    This is so bad. They basically remake the first film until middle of the runtime, then run out of plot, and have to make up something to reach the bare minimum 90 minute mark. So the final girl teams up with Leatherface, because FAMILY.

  • Kangaroo Jack

    My god, it’s worse than it seems. The girl is the least idiotic character, and she gets the short end of the stick: harassment, gaslighting, the main character literally feels her tits and jumps in her bath to kiss her. You know, for laughs!

  • Anatomy of a Murder

    I’m just a poor, country lawyer, defending a murderer. Yeah, said murderer is a wife-beater, hyper-jealous, overall 50’s husband, but he was only defending her after she was brutally raped by some dude. Oof, his own incognito daughter came on the stand to charge the dead man.

  • While we're Young

    My god, the first part has some hilarious shit. It gets really serious in the last 30 minutes, for the conventional reconstruction, but it could have just been the funny parts, structured as a fall from grace into an abyss. It’s self-referential, but broad enough to make sense to most people.

  • Victor Frankenstein

    A more modern retelling of the modern Prometheus tale (the Hollywood version, not the book, you think Max Landis reads?), where the doctor is kinda the hero.

  • The Hunted

    This is Rambo in the Kosovo War, then The Fugitive/Predator, then a proto-Bourne, all in a single package. Mostly Rambo if Richard Crenna was a real character, but the rest of the plot is pretty thin.

  • Holmes & Watson

    American comedies, how cute. This is their middle-brow offerings, not just pure slapstick, puke, and fart jokes, but nothing subversive and actually funny either. A big talented cast in service of crap.

  • Panic Room

    A great thriller with so much class subtext, where the focus is all on the technical trickery and old-school CGI. Working Class people are fucked over badly, while aristos can withstand ugly home invasions and come out of it relaxed and looking for more places to gentrify.

  • The Seventh Seal

    That was not what I expected. Meta-Jokes, in my existential philosophy? An atheist snarky lower class worker, while the aristo wasted 10 years of his life in a pointless crusade, instigated by an idiot?