Archive for July 2026
7 posts from 04 to 09 July 2026.
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Die Hard in a Stadium, but with some extra heart. This is by far the best Jean-Claude Van Damme film, the fight scenes are closer to Jackie Chan in variety. Hell, every setup pays off in the future, like clockwork.
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I have to admit, future killer Landis Senior can direct some batshit insane stunts in the heart of Chicago, with a framing musical around it. Seriously, those final scenes are truly great.
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This is pure unbridled melodrama, with a very silly framing device to be set in the present, with a supporting character that is much cooler than the main boring one. It’s creepy as fuck, Kirsten Dunst was not actually 100 years old, she was just a child.
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Ah, an old school political thrillers, the comfort food of the post-truth era. This is less icky than Three Days of the Condor, at least she is a willing and motivated participant.
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Very stylish copaganda, this is part of the L.A. Confidential shared universe. It’s mostly about the characters, but there are brutal shootouts, chase sequences, and explosions. A lowbrow affair.
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What the actual fuck did I just watch? This is just softcore cuck porn, with John Derek filming with one hand, and Bo Derek and Anthony “Zorba” Quinn in front of the camera!
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This film is short and stout, not unlike the senator’s cock. The credits call this “Henry James’ Drive-Away Dykes”. Margaret Qualley’s fast talking Texan is heee-hawsome.