Archive for Release Year: 1995
23 posts from 16 May 2017 to 06 March 2025.
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90 minutes of runtime with a one-line script
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Fucking Predator, literally.
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Regular Tarantino crap, even though he only directed a fourth of this. His lousiness infects other directors.
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What’s in the booooox (office)‽ The perfect Halloween film, if you like your candy laced with rusty razorblades, for your mind.
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A Catherine Keener meta film. She proves anyone can be typecast as anything.
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Modern (about my age) Bond doesn’t really deviate from the formula. An above average action film.
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An Australian plays William Wallace, another Hollywood stunt casting choice. Robert Bruce is a minor character, but he was more important overall.
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Who would have thought, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl is a mere variation on this epic tale of piracy.
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A batshit insane old-school Jackie Chan film, but with a larger budget. The freaking hovercraft…
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Paul W. S. Anderson cuts his teeth on he does best: silly videogame adaptations with atrocious CGI and Z-list actors. The only film involving Traci Lords where people get to keep their clothes on (except Blade?).
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The old Gibsonian universe in a nutshell (with different names): Keyboard Cowboys; 320GB of hot RAM; Street Samurai; Muscle for the Yakuza; Ono-Sendai decks; Tessier-Ashpool corporations; AI with Swiss citizenship.
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Strange for cops to murder black people on a random traffic stop? Over spurious reasons, for nothing? Yeah, the good old 90’s…
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It’s really all about the heist(s).
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Sandra Bullock plays Wolfenstein on her Mac, while in Liberal US, system hacks you!
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Hack the Planet! Hack the Planet!
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Riot Girl is tight! Meek girl learning to face her oppressors is goddamn tight! Kangaroo-men are hopping mad!
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Duelling assassins working for a unknown messager on the internet. When yet another female criminal enters the fray, their allegiances twist and turn. But the bad guy is still the bad guy, victoria o muerte.
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Part of the holy trinity of classical anime: this, Akira and Cowboy Bebop. Innocence is also great.
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Starts with a incredible scene and manages to hold up pretty well through the whole film.
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CapCom, you shut up now because I’m talking here. Utter generic Ron Howard schmaltz about a better story than this film represents.
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It’s Home Alone if directed by Spielberg: all about the daddy issues for boys, girls are just a sideshow. Speaking of sideshows, black people are that too, even if they come up with some Air Jordan.
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This is a very good thriller that wants to be a sitcom? A serious version of Scream for the serial killer genre (with true crime!). It’s so intense most of the time, but then defuses that tension with almost comedy. I don’t think this is really intended.
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I AM THE LAAAAAAAW! Jon fought the law, and the law lost. I would believe if Diane Lane was pranked into thinking this would be a serious film. One of the weirdest source materials to adapt into a children’s film.