Archive for Release Year: 1995
15 posts from 11 April 2021 to 16 May 2017.
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90 minutes of runtime with a one-line script
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Fucking Predator, literally.
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Regular Tarantino crap, even though he only directed a fourth of this. His lousiness infects other directors.
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What’s in the box (office)? The perfect Halloween film, if you like your candy laced with rusty razorblades, for your mind.
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A Catherine Keener meta film. She proves anyone can be typecast as anything.
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Modern (about my age) Bond doesn’t really deviate from the formula. An above average action film.
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An Australian plays William Wallace, another Hollywood stunt casting choice. Robert Bruce is a minor character, but he was more important overall.
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Who would have thought, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl is a mere variation on this epic tale of piracy.
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A batshit insane old-school Jackie Chan film, but with a larger budget. The freaking hovercraft…
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Paul W. S. Anderson cuts his teeth on he does best: silly videogame adaptations with atrocious CGI and Z-list actors. The only film involving Traci Lords where people get to keep their clothes on.
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The old Gibsonian universe in a nutshell (with different names): Keyboard Cowboys; 320GB of hot RAM; Street Samurai; Muscle for the Yakuza; Ono-Sendai decks; Tessier-Ashpool corporations; AI with Swiss citizenship.
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Strange for cops to murder black people on a random traffic stop? Over spurious reasons, for nothing? Yeah, the good old 90’s…
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A slow Crash, out of a gun battle. It’s really all about the heists.
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Sandra Bullock plays Wolfenstein on her Mac, while in Liberal US, system hacks you!
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Hack the Planet! Hack the Planet!