Archive for Release Year: 2005

13 posts from 28 April 2020 to 21 January 2017.

• Saw II 2005

  ●●○○ 21 Jan 2017

  The gorefest the series is known about.

• The Headsman 2005

  ●●○○ 28 May 2017

  Here’s an obscure film that shouldn’t embarrass whoever participated on it.

• Cursed 2005

  ●◐○○ 15 Jun 2017

  Even though the premise is interesting and features womanwolves, which I think it’s a first, not worth it to take everything around it. Even if the werewolf flips the bird at the protagonist.

• Elektra 2005

  ●○○○ 20 Aug 2017

  Another superhero film with a script that fits in a single page.

• Dark Water 2005

  ●●●○ 06 Sep 2017

  Psycho thriller, Qu’est-ce que c’est? Na na na na na na na na not bad at all.

• Brokeback Mountain 2005

  ●●●● 22 Nov 2017

  More than just gay cowboys.

• The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe 2005

  ●●◐○ 08 Dec 2017

  Four kids, for kids, forked ids.

• The Brothers Grimm 2005

  ●●◐○ 20 Jan 2018

  Mainstream Gilliam is a mishmash of watchable-by-muggles and just too damn weird.

• Stay 2005

  ●●●○ 23 Apr 2018

  Stylish take on the insanity POV genre. This film is a visual masterpiece. The range of camera trickery and editing skill is staggering.

• V for Vendetta 2005

  ●●●● 29 Apr 2018

  I love the credit to Anarchos Productions Inc.

• Transporter 2 2005

  ●●○○ 26 Aug 2018

  Less transporting gets done since the last time.

• Sahara 2005

  ●●○○ 03 Mar 2020

  Uncharted: Matt’s Deception. The reason why there’s no Uncharted film (yet) is because this exists.

• Constantine 2005

  ●●●● 28 Apr 2020

  Yes, this is a run of the mill 90’s anti-hero, with mild The Exorcist flavour. But I still love it.