Archive for Release Year: 2014
19 posts from 24 November 2018 to 23 March 2017.
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The grimdark realistic remake of Prince of Egypt that everyone was pinning for.
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This might as well be the quintessential Young Adult novel turned prospective franchise.
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This is the weirdest thing. A big budget Hollywood flick that adapted an obscure Japanese novel featuring mecha and thinly-veiled metaphors for WW2? How this that happen?
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This is a nominal sequel to Frankenstein, the book. Except there are daemons and gargoyles too.
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Yimou Zhang goes minimal and makes a film with only three characters, a nuclear family.
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This is a Bond film as directed by Tarantino, which leads to a black hole of bad taste. At least the villain is interessting.
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Hunger Potter: A Twilight Fan Fiction.
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Insultingly terrible “comedy” staring Nia Vardalos.
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Not as disastrous as it seems.
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A documentary about a documentary about the Nazi concentration camps buried by the British after the war.
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Meta film about a play that was to be adapted into film. Juliette Binoche plays almost herself, being tormented by her lack of youth, personified by Kristen Stewart and Chloë Grace Moretz.
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300 ways of dying in the cradle of western civilization in which more than 300 ships stop(?) an empire from raising. So it’s all lies just in the title.
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Neo-Luddites vs Singularity-level AI. Who will win?
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Laughable waste of resources. A very talented cast doing fuck all, a preposterous script that resembles Yu Gi-Oh and children’s card games, millions of dollars in cars getting wrecked.
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The American remake of Banlieue 13, with less parkour and more Paul Walker punching and shooting people.
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Childish BS, what a crock of shit.
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This is what passes for a soft Wes Anderson film. Not something profoundly sad as The Royal Tenenbaums, a fun romp, visually and orally bliss.
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A story that warps around itself so much, it exists on a vacuum. The best metaphor are those Teletubbies pink sludge bowls.