Archive for Release Year: 2015

14 posts from 22 November 2018 to 12 June 2017.

  • Un moment d'égarement

    Puts the ‘fun’ in ‘paedophilia’

  • Fantastic Four

    Complete and utter dross, unworthy of this very review. I want to sue Marvel for my time.

  • Magic Mike XXL

    More beefcakes, but softer and funnier. Strips the film down to the basics, namely dry-humping all sorts of women while wearing thongs.

  • Insurgent

    Hungrier Potter: Revolutions.

  • The Intern

    Not so much about start-ups, just another film to add to the long list of Nancy Meyers works.

  • Jupiter Ascending

    Variation on the same themes as The Matrix, with great window dressing. Mila Kunis was not the ideal actress for the lead, but it’s watchable.

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    • Witness me! I am awaited in Valhalla!
    • MEDIOCRE!!!
    • Faceless Immortan Joe is nasty!
    • Furiosa is pretty calm, considering her name. Max Max is also sane.
  • Jurassic World

    Someone watched the previous films and said “What if this was much more violent but still sold for kids?”. Doesn’t hold a candle to Jurassic Park 3.

  • El cadáver de Anna Fritz

    Some films show all their ideas on the title. This one does it on the synopsis.

  • Hardcore Henry

    90 min long Biting Elbows video clip.

  • Autómata

    RealDolls are people too(Incredibly NSFW, you have been warned!).

  • Lo chiamavano Jeeg Robot

    The good remake of The Toxic Avenger, with added anime referenced for good measure.

  • Any Day

    This started as one of those Christian themed scripts, but someone took a hatchet to it and turned into an abomination of epic proportions. Sinful, without pleasure.

  • Sicario

    Simplicity is when you remove all unnecessary features, you get this. A film that’s all meat, no fat.