Archive for Release Year: 2004

10 posts from 08 July 2018 to 20 January 2017.

  • Saw

    Not the gorefest the series is known about.

  • Cellular

    The one where the woman jury rigs a rotary phone and calls random numbers.

  • Starsky & Hutch

    Aren’t the 70’s whacky?

  • National Treasure

    Run of the Stuart Mill Brownian action flick. Franklin, I liked it.

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Steampunk Wizard of Oz, set during the Great War.

  • Seed of Chucky

    Painfully unfunny. Yes, this is the middle of the series, but that doesn’t matter, there’s no canon anyway.

  • In Good Company

    Good grief, what a milquetoast affair. Directed by the American Pie creator, here comes corporatist propaganda faux-raging against the system.

  • Girl Next Door

    From the ads, it seemed like another American Pie, but this is something else.

  • The Perfect Score

    Ocean’s Breakfast Club. At least that what the script was gunning for.

  • Secret Window

    A Stephen King adaptation about a mentally unstable writer, what a surprise. This is the one where he is stalked by a southern guy played with gusto by Jesús Quintana.