Archive for Release Year: 2013
15 posts from 23 September 2018 to 08 December 2016.
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Jeff Bridges playing a parody of Rooster Cogburn
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Came for the lesbian sex, stayed for the Bildungsroman.
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Ravenous consumers of human flesh are people too. At least when they literally turn to people.
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Goddamn clusterfuck of pieces of plot strewn together randomly. They credited an editor, but it’s just a pseudonym for BlendTec.
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Go Go, Jägar Rangers.
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More a series of sketches than an unified plot. Still very much worth watching, if nothing else for the massive amount of talent on screen.
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Ultra British thriller.
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There’s no The Prestige into taking Mementos from other films. Pure Larceny.
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Every horror film rolled into one.
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The one with Luke Evans as the villain. 20 min to stupid car chase.
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Completely pathetic. Antitrust wears Prada.
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The new one. Chloë Moretz is not as pitiful as Sissy Spacek, but she is a better actress, so it evens out in the end. The bullies are even more massacred here.
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Another competent musical from the Disney assembly line. Professionally Formulaic.
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2001, a Blair Witch in Space.
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Twilight of the Body Snatchers. The Stephanie Meyer connection was only brought up later.